Is this thing on?

it is exactly -58° outside. If you factor in the windchill, that makes it -623 billion°

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:37:08 -0500

it is exactly -58° outside. If you factor in the windchill, that makes it -623 billion°

How does anyone have any interest in me?!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:47:28 -0500

All I do is talk about food!

Unless you want to talk to me about food,

Please go right ahead and do so now.

I can't upload a damn thing...

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:35:14 -0500

the rage, the rage!!!

"I can read a cookbook like a 13 year old girl reads the Twillight Series. I slobber over the..."

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:59:18 -0500

“I can read a cookbook like a 13 year old girl reads the Twillight Series. I slobber over the pictures both on the pages and in my mind as I imagine adding a sprinkle of this or a dash of that to spice the recipe up.”

I want,

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:40:40 -0500

Spaghetti western style

The wit of Twain

Brain of a dead poet

A devil may care attitude

Regardless, I will not be accepting at any point in the near future.

Best time of the year for purchase.

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:53:56 -0500

Best time of the year for purchase.

And It’s bad news Baby I’m bad news I’m just bad news, bad news, bad news

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:04:05 -0500

And It’s bad news
Baby I’m bad news
I’m just bad news, bad news, bad news

"She doesn’t get enough cocaine, she doesn’t get enough hard liquor, she doesn’t..."

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 11:23:08 -0500

“She doesn’t get enough cocaine, she doesn’t get enough hard liquor, she doesn’t get enough”

Higher quality coming later.

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:40:00 -0500

Higher quality coming later.

This is how I started the New Year.

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:38:15 -0500

This is how I started the New Year.

This year I'll live like I've never lived before.

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:05:54 -0500

Ringing in the new year with a grand adventure and the best company possible, sorry Hjalmarsson & Sharp, catch you guys next year ;}

Vegan before 6

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:51:45 -0500

Vegan before 6:

An interesting Idea on healthier eating. Some tasty recipes included also.

“So that’s an average day for you then? You chop...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:50:25 -0500

“So that’s an average day for you then? You chop your balls off and die?”

Ok last video post, I’m sure everyone’s seen it. But it’s funny to me.

Kind of a good idea.

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:38:35 -0500

Kind of a good idea.

Photo

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:34:53 -0500

Video

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:17:59 -0500

"I never know when to say when."

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:14:06 -0500

“I never know when to say when.”

New Year's Eve

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:13:30 -0500

emmyaward:

nicolemalena:

Katie and I are going to 2 parties. The first one requires classy clothing so obviously we went shopping with Christmas money. I’m so excited! I got a black satin pencil skirt and a red wife beater. Not sure if I’ll wear something over it. I need to get some fishnets and I’m wearing my black wedges. I’m gonna try to do pinup girl hair and sport the red lipstick. It’s going to be so fun to dress up and drink champagne. Our boys are unfortunately out of town so it’s pretty much a girl’s night. No New Year’s kisses for us :\ At least we will look hot though.

that’s my plan. all my friends will be over with their boyfriends and i’ll be a loner since pat’s in NC, so i just plan on looking good and drowning my loneliness in alcohol..
Cheers to ‘single’ ladies!

Come on now, you’re never lonely when you look good.

Beer & Ice Cream.

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:13:38 -0500

yes, oh yes, it is on the agenda.

I cheated and used IMDB, I’m pretty sure he just remembers...

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:24:00 -0500

I cheated and used IMDB, I’m pretty sure he just remembers this shit.

Too fucking funny!